Being on the online dating sites, I have seen a lot of...interesting ways men try to grab your attention through first impression emails. While most of the FREE sites are full of horny boys looking for hookups, which I end up just deleting (although I've learned a lot; like what DSL and DTF mean)...I came across one today that was very clever, well thought out and witty enough for me to actually reply to:
"after a rigorously brief glance at your profile.. i gotta tell you I've already married and divorced you in my head... lol
some how you got to keep the puppy though.... So I'm keeping the house in maui, HI.hahaha.. u seemed fun...Daniel"
Another interesting one I got today:
"Is your name Google?"
I am curious to know the punch line of that one!...
Messages that I don't reply to include:
Message, followed by translation/my response in ()
:Hey, what's up? (Boring)
:Hello gorgeous (So cliche/not original, clever or REALLY interested)
:Are you DTF? (Uh..NO!)
:You look like you could suck a mean.... (Really, dude?!?)
:Wanna Cyber? (Umm, what are we back in 1993?)
:Nice Pics! (Creepy Stalker typw just looking at pretty girls, not wanting anything more)
:What up? Followed with a picture of a white boy thugged out throwing a gang sign...(No, thanks!)
:do you ever go out in hollywood? (Party boy, not interested)
1 comment:
I would be so amused by those messages! Those boys make all men look really, really bad.
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