I am a single, independent Gemini woman living in Ventura County, CA. This is not meant to be some life changing, awe inspiring dating advice blog; it is just me and my random, some times contradicting thoughts and points of view on dating while living in the suburbs. It's not always easy or fun but this is my life and I hope that my experiences are entertaining or informative; if even just to get to know myself better through the therapeutics of writing, I will continue and write when I feel the need to....I've been at this for YEARS now and have yet to find my prince charming, so follow me through my life as being SINGLE IN THE SUBURBS and be glad you're not me! ;)

February 19, 2010

2/18/10: Mr. SG

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Location: Bada Sushi
Long time friends and a guy who I consider like a brother figure...but he has always had a major crush on me- (I have always thought he was homosexual), so I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and allow him to take me out while he was in town visiting from Texas, where he now lives.
He meets me at my place dressed in his army garb (he is in the reserves and here to play solider for a few days), and he remembered where I lived from months and months back (due to the fact I am sure he use to stalk me to learn tips on applying rouge)...
We walk over to the Sushi restaurant while I sit through the blan rolls he orders, ignoring my recommendations, (even though I am a regular at the joint), and stories about how he gets facials weekly...(I'm sure he DOES get facials weekly, but not from a salon, if you know what I mean!)...He continued to talk about his daily regiment of eating egg whites, (because he likes the texture of them), lifting weights (to look sexy for the male folk) and working his "double shifts" (one being a male for male escort, I'm sure)...I try not to laugh at him throughout the meal and even the sushi chef gave me the "what are you doing here with THIS douche" look. He tried so hard to seem like a "man", talking about how he bosses around the maid he has in Texas...but he forgets to mention he is living with his dad and step-mom, which I believe he forgot I know!...
He invited me out to dinner, and he tells me to pay for half (doesn't even ASK). I had text confirmation from him that he would take ME out, so me expecting him to actually pay wasn't a bitchy move on my part!...If you are going to offer, be a man and pay!...
After dinner we walk back to my apartment where he immediately goes to the bathroom and spends a good 15 minutes, only to come out and brag about how much he stunk up the joint!...Romantic!...He tries to lean in for a kiss as he leaves (yes, shit and leave...nice guy right?)...but I deny him the opportunity to test out straight-hood on me. If you havent guessed it yet, Mr. SG stands for Mr. Secretly Gay!
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