Pickup Lines

Guys...if you are going to be using a pickup line, you need to be in the right mentality and be able to scope out the girl in the bar with a sense of humor! DO NOT USE A PICKUP LINE if you are trying to be serious or on a girl who looks like she has a good backhand!

I love getting pickup lines and then crushing the guy back with some wit, but if you have enough gusto to come up to me, at least be original. I will give you kudos if you can make me laugh! A pickup line, although super cheesy, can be used as a conversation starter if you do it right!

Here are a few lines I have ACTUALLY heard from guys:

*I still haven't caught your name, pretty face

*I didn't know my favorite color until I saw your eyes

*I would like to make love to your face

*Dude, I think I just fell in love

*I'm very impressed with your posture

*I challenge you to a thumb war!

*Does this smell like chloroform to you? (holding napkin)

*Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? 

*Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas. 

*I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Me: "No") Then please start!

*You look a LOT like my ex

*Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?

*Is that shirt felt? (Me: "No") Would you like it to be?

*Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

*Hello, I just came over to give you the satisfaction of turning me down in person...

*Hi, I'm Mr. Right Now, someone said you were looking for me.

*Wow, I could get lost in those eyes of yours!

*What does it feel like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?

*I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

*Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Susan? (Me lying: Wow, it IS Susan!...guess no kiss then)